The Cyborgs are attacking in Helldivers 2. Do you understand what a threat to freedom they are? They'll turn us into meat puppets in their endless pursuit for power. They must be stopped and - defection? What? Now. No way. Not if you want to keep that goldfish, anyway.
This is the reaction at least one player apparently got when they contacted Helldivers 2's dedicated support staff about jumping sides to join the Automaton empire. As one person found out, the response is swift, cynical, and wholly justified in the defense of Super Earth.
