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The Guardian - US
The Guardian - US
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Arwa Mahdawi

Worried about airline safety? Blame diversity, say deranged rightwingers

a boeing 737 in the sky
‘DEI isn’t putting you in danger, corporate greed is.’ Photograph: Benoît Tessier/Reuters

DEI is downing airplanes!

You’d better be careful out there. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but planes are currently disintegrating in mid-air because of diversity. That’s right, thanks to wokeness gone mad, women and minorities are being ushered into the highest levels of the aviation industry without a single qualification to their name. Nobody cares if you can fly or not, the only qualification for being a pilot these days is a vagina and some melanin.

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