The world's biggest pizza, dripping with 8000lb of cheese and boasting 68,000 slices, has been created by a man still bitter that nobody turned up to his eighth birthday party.
Eric Decker teamed up with Pizza Hut to create the monster so big it took up almost 14,000 square feet.
The YouTuber, who entertains thousands as his alter-ego Airrack, helped put together the crusty creation at Los Angeles Convention Center.