The best case scenario while heading out for a long-awaited vacation is it kicks off with excitement, ocean breezes, and effortless logistics. But for New York City creator Sam Souder (@soudersam), touching down in Miami traffic to catch her cruise was allegedly an uncomfortably excruciating test of patience.
In a TikTok storytime, Souder broke down what she dubbed the “Uber from hell” while completing her makeup routine. According to her, a brisk fifteen-minute hop from the airport to her cruise port metastasized into two-and-a-half hours of gridlock. But even that wasn’t the worst part.