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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Andy Bull at Bethpage Black

With the Donald’s golfing tips, surely the USA can’t fail to win this Ryder Cup bigly

President Donald Trump joins Bryson DeChambeau on the first tee after arriving ahead of the afternoon session at Bethpage Black.
President Donald Trump joined Bryson DeChambeau on the first tee after arriving ahead of the afternoon session at Bethpage Black. Photograph: Andrew Redington/Getty Images

This is the biggest, most beautiful Ryder Cup ever. Already. Did you know that? That’s what people are saying. There has never been a bigger Ryder Cup in history. Tremendous crowds. Tremendous. The biggest crowds anyone has ever seen. Maybe the biggest crowds in the history of sport, I don’t know. But that’s what they are saying. And the ratings. The whole world is watching, folks. And they can’t believe how good it is. They can’t believe it. It’s so big, so beautiful, so classy. They say to me: “Mr President, how do you do it?” Other countries wish they had a tournament like this. But they don’t. Only here. Only here.

Now the crooked media is saying that it was chaos this morning, folks, total chaos, and they’re just terrible. They are saying that the transport didn’t work and that the roads were gridlocked and everyone had to walk the last mile of highway just to get to the course and that all the other roads were shut and all you beautiful people were stuck outside in the huge queues so you couldn’t even get in to see the first tee shots after you had paid all that money for tickets. Hundreds and hundreds of dollars. It’s fake news folks, let me tell you, it’s fake news, terrible, terrible, that people make this stuff up. Maybe we’ll have to do something about it.

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