Well, there you have it. The age-old debate over what was more bombproof, the cold-war era Cheyenne Mountain Complex - a self-contained city built deep into a Colorado mountain with the ability to withstand a nuclear explosion 2000 times more powerful than the blast at Hiroshima - or Scot Gemmill, has finally been settled.
It is fair to say that the news of Gemmill’s departure after 13 years as a Scottish FA youth coach, including 10 as the head coach of the Scotland under-21s and four failed attempts to reach the European Championships with nary a playoff to even speak of, didn’t exactly inspire a period of mourning among followers of the national side.