THE PATHWAY
We’re all friends here, so we can speak to each other honestly. Which actually sounds like the opposite of what friends do, but it’s a nice thought so let’s stick with it: all of us reading or writing this are poorly and need help. Outside, it’s a beautiful day, while inside, Big Sports Day is on the telly and we’re now experts in synchronised diving, pistol shooting and E. Coli bacteria, educating those around us with the devastating scope and penetrating originality of our insights.