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Michael Di Iorio

Wild Fkn Weather Has Decided To Have A Sopping Orgy With Every State In This Goddamn Country

Time to light a few candles and scatter roses around the bed because the weather is about to fuck us like there’s no tomorrow. I hope you like orgies ‘cos multiple states are set to cop a drippy deluge. We’re all sitting in the splash zone for this wild ride. According to the Binches of Meteorology (BoM), a cold front is moving to south-east Australia from the west and it’s not looking pretty. I’m talking super chilly weather, non-stop showers, heavy rainfall, potential thunderstorms, flood warnings and even the odd snow dump. So you know, nothing we’re not used to down under. Time for my seasonal depression to creep back in now that the sun is leaving us again. My body was just getting used to having a regular source of vitamin D. “Rain is expected to return to southeast Australia later this week due to a front and low-pressure system moving across Australia,” said a meteorologist from BoM

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