In Suella Braverman’s head, irony is a small island from which another flotilla of makeshift boats is heading here.
What a surprise then that the Home Secretary with the spectacular lack of self-awareness has been manipulating the system – the very thing she has accused migrants of.
Those who champion the diversity of a system that enabled her and Rishi Sunak to rise to their respective positions still don’t seem to grasp that they’d never have made it that far had they not agreed to vilify and demonise people who look like them.