Have you heard the good news? I want to go around asking strangers this as I commute into work or walk to the shops, like some wild-eyed street evangelist. “Have you heard, good sir? Have you heard, madam? It very much appears that the rumours are true – Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are now an item!”
I’m not normally one to go in for tawdry, tabloid gossip, nor do I usually have my finger remotely on the pulse when it comes to the latest celebrity couplings (often only discovering a pair of A-listers were even together upon their break-up). But this one is special; far from leaving me indifferent, here lies a love story with the power to make me practically bubble over with joy and excitement. Yes, it may concern two people I don’t actually know, but that is irrelevant. I have found myself properly and unashamedly obsessed with the idea of a Liamela/Pamiam mash-up.
