Wanted dead or alive? It’s not just the name of a Bon Jovi song.
It’s actually a headline from a framed poster in player hospitality at the U.S. Open last week at Los Angeles Country Club, a public announcement not by a law enforcement agency – although they sometimes act like one – but rather by the USGA, one of golf’s governing bodies, that it desires to question or arrest Xander Schauffele for making off with multiple bottles of wine. The reward (in best Dr. Evil voice): $1 million.
