Why is Trump’s $5,000 offer to voters ‘like a woman’? Ask Fox News

‘The president himself, meanwhile, doesn’t seem keen to elaborate on his cunning plan to win friends and influence voters.’ Photograph: Callaghan O’Hare/Reuters

I think I finally understand why Fox News pays Jesse Watters the big bucks. The network star, famous for hot takes like men shouldn’t “eat soup in public”, has an incredible talent for inserting misogyny into absolutely any news story.

Take, for example, Donald Trump’s ludicrous announcement on Wednesday night that he will give every American adult $5,000 if Republicans retain control of the US Congress in November’s midterm election. That’s a story about apparent bribery, right? A story about fiscal recklessness and empty promises. A story about how the president, whose popularity is plummeting, is so out of ideas that he’s resorted (yet again) to dangling cash in front of voters.