I have it on good authority that one of the highlights of Gianni Infantino’s visit to the SMiSA stadium a couple of years back wasn’t the early screamer scored by Conor Barron for Aberdeen, nor the dramatic finale that saw St Mirren turn the match on its head in stoppage time. Oh no. It was, according to one witness, the kebab pie he was served at half time.
If only his conduct since his surprise appearance in Paisley had been as easy to swallow as that delightful combination of pastry, donner meat and kebab sauce (not to get sidetracked here, but while far from my favourite item on the modern Scottish football smorgasbord, it is better than it sounds).
