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Ilona Baliūnaitė

“Why Aren’t You Married/Have Kids?”: Internet Teaches People To Shut Down Annoying Questions With Savage Burns

As a sensible adult, you would want to take the high road whenever someone slights you in any way. Deriding comments are not worthy of anyone’s time.

But occasionally, delivering the perfect comeback is necessary to either stand your ground or let the other person know that they are out of line. Of course, not everyone can think quickly off the cuff, so here are some of the funniest and sickest burns, courtesy of the people on the internet.

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