‘That bitch was wearing my jewels,” says Tamara Ecclestone. The Formula One heiress is referring to the Romanian escort Maria Mester, who was arrested in January 2020 at Stansted airport wearing a pair of £6,000 earrings that were among items stolen in a £25m jewel heist from Ecclestone’s 57-room Kensington mansion while she, her children and partner Jay Rutland enjoyed a pre-Christmas trip to Lapland.
Sometimes I find millionaire heiresses not entirely relatable. Yes, I would be mortified if someone burgled my home, especially if they took that hat I’m quite attached to and then I saw someone wearing it on the 73 bus. And, true, ever since I lost a library book about Spinoza in Waitrose, I have been eyeing fellow shoppers narrowly.