In our lifetimes, we’ve been blessed with three iterations of Spider-Man — and that’s just the live-action stuff! I’d lose count of all the fellas rocking tights if we included the animations.
With such a range of Spider-Men swinging around, there is naturally only one thing for us to do — watch every movie and decide which human spider we’d have a crush on if we were MJ. Forget performances, we’re looking for that je ne sais quoi that gets our Spidey senses tingling. Tough day at the office!
With great power comes great responsibility, so to make this investigation more democratic, I grilled my team on which Spider-Man does it for them. And honestly, there’s something about this character, every MJ has fallen in love with their Spider-Man IRL.
But before we get into those big kahunas, we’ve gotta dole out a few special mentions. Even though we love a bad boy, we’re not ranking Spidey villains, today. But if we were, mega-hunk Willem DaFoe in the OG 2002 Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-VerseJake Johnson
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