“With the Liverpool v Leeds game having been rescheduled for a time when the last train back to Leeds leaves 20 minutes into the second half, what is the biggest club without a viable train station in the vicinity?” tweeted The Jet Van Set.
Let’s start with a chillingly comprehensive answer from one of our readers. “As a football fan and a railways nerd, this was the perfect question for me,” writes Athena Blight. “For the sake of argument, I’m looking only at clubs in the English league.