The most common type of garden hose nozzles these days are hose spray guns, which often have as many as ten different spray patterns. If you've ever found your mind wandering as you water, you may have wondered if there's any point to that 'center' function.
However, there are ingenious uses for all the functions of your garden hose nozzle. While no one pattern is better than any other, some are much more useful than others. In fact, there are two that you should never use on your plants.
As a gardening product tester, I've tried a lot of garden hose nozzles over the years, so I know exactly which functions are most useful for watering your plants.
What's the point of the shower function?
By far the most useful function, the shower spray pattern should be your go-to in the garden. It simulates rainfall, so it's perfect for plants. It quickly hydrates soil but it's gentle enough that it won't damage your plants. What's more, it's efficient. The shower spray pattern means you can water several plants at once, saving effort and time.
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This cheap hose nozzle has an ergonomic handle to make it easier to hold. It has a lock, so you don't need to keep holding the trigger down, and you can also restrict the flow rate for gentler watering.
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What's the point of the jet pattern?
The jet pattern is exactly as it sounds - a single, powerful stream of water. However, the jet pattern is one of the watering mistakes you can make. It's tempting to set your hose nozzle to jet and water all your plants as fast as you can. Unfortunately, this powerful pattern is too strong for most plants and can damage them. What's more, because the flow rate is so fast, it's easy to overwater your plants by accident.
Instead, the jet function is perfect for quickly cleaning paths and fences. If you've been working in a flowerbed and accidentally spread soil on a nearby path, the jet function can quickly remove it without the hassle of breaking out a yard broom and sweeping it up or setting up a pressure washer.
What's the point of the mist pattern?
The mist pattern sprays fine droplets of water. It's the perfect function for watering tropical plants like ferns, palms, and orchids which love humidity. It's also perfect for watering seedlings, especially small seeds like poppies. The gentle water won't damage young plants, and it means you can water whole propagation trays in a single pass.
Gardening expert Drew Swainston also told me that the mist pattern can sometimes revive wilted plants. 'If you have sun-damaged plants that have dried out in the sun, try using the mist pattern on them. It reintroduces moisture to the leaves, and the water forms a barrier that prevents further sun damage.'
What's the point of the center pattern?
The center pattern ejects several thin, powerful jets of water. For a long time, it struck me as a little pointless; it seems like a cross between the jet and shower patterns and doesn't do as good of a job as either.
However, Drew told me that it's actually very useful under certain conditions. 'The center nozzle is designed to rehydrate dry, old soil. If you're establishing a new flowerbed, the center nozzle blasts water into the soil faster and more evenly than any other function.'
What's the point of the soaker pattern?
The soaker function on a hose gun works similarly to a soaker hose. Rather than spraying the plants with water from above, a soaker function should be used at the roots. Instead of a shower of water, soaker functions emit a flow of bubbly water.
There are several advantages to watering like this. It makes your watering more efficient because rather than being wasted on your plants' leaves or evaporating from the surface of the soil, the water can soak in much more deeply. Because a soaker function keeps the leaves of your plants dry, it also reduces the risk of fungal infection.
However, it's not without its drawbacks. Drew says 'Unlike a true soaker hose, which can soak several yards of soil at once, a soaker hose nozzle can only soak the immediate area around it, so while it can be useful for rehydrating soil, it can be pretty slow.'
What's the point of the flat pattern?
The flat pattern emits a wide plane of water, which makes it great for watering in narrow areas. However, it's most useful for cleaning. It's great for cleaning off vegetables after you harvest them, or for blasting dirt off old propagation trays.
This also makes the flat pattern great for cleaning a car. Some hose nozzles - like this VC Formark hose nozzle from Amazon - include soap attachments, so you can dilute soap into the water. Combined with the flat pattern, you can precisely layer soap onto your car to clean it.
What's the point of the full pattern?
The full pattern is a less focused version of the jet pattern. It's another pattern that you shouldn't use on plants because it can easily damage them. It's best for hosing dirt off paths, walls, and garden sheds.
A choice on top of picking the pattern is deciding on the type of hose you attach the nozzle to. Expandable garden hoses are increasingly popular for smaller gardens and can be ideal watering solutions for container gardens and small spaces where you don’t need a huge hose and want a discreet watering solution that can be hidden away.
