BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
With apologies to Sheffield United v Hull, Friday night in the UK is all about the finale of BBC ratings juggernaut The Traitors, with stacks of gold set to be handed out after four weeks of top-notch skulduggery. We’re not in the business of serving up spoilers, so will simply say we hope [redacted] finally gets their comeuppance, [redacted] is vindicated and we never see [redacted] on our screens again. In an effort to kill some time and keep things vaguely football-adjacent, we’re pondering who belongs in the traitorous turret of the lavish, treasure-laden Premier League castle.
