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Where everyone’s ‘thrilled to announce…’: LinkedIn is where everyone succeeds and nobody ever fails

LinkedIn Sanjay

I spent 20 years becoming a comedian. Which means I've bombed. Repeatedly. Sometimes magnificently. Not as magnificently as Trump in Iran. Because nobody, according to him, does anything better than him. But still...

I've performed to audiences of six people. One of them was asleep, two waiting for the next act, and one was my mother. And even my mum didn't laugh. According to LinkedIn, however, none of this ever happened. Because LinkedIn exists in an alternate universe where everyone has 'been humbled', 'been honoured', 'been thrilled', 'been deeply grateful'...

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