Scottish football in the 21st century has produced enough drama that putting it all to print would leave even the most prolific scribe with a numb hand.
And you can't begin to explain the history and lore of our beautiful game over the past 20 years without Scott Brown starring as the main protagonist.
To Celtic supporters he's the hero who led from the front en route to 23 major honours and a historic quadruple Treble. To others he's the pantomime villain that has caused plenty of strife.