What just washed up on the Florida sand? Could it be a giant eye? A piano? A bathtub?

MIAMI — What’s that on the sand up ahead?

Is that a giant eyeball that washed up on the beach? A burned piano? A huge hamster wheel? A bomb? A large cross?

And we thought the only things that washed up on Florida beaches were seaweed, seashells, dead fish — and bales of drugs.