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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Tim Dowling

‘What are you getting your cat for Christmas?’ ought to be a silly question. What happened?

A runner dressed as Father Christmas with their dog, Pugsley, who has been coloured green, at the Santa Dash in Liverpool, 2022.
‘When you pick up a pet-sized Santa costume and exclaim, ‘My dog will love this!’, what you really mean is, ‘I love this, and my dog can’t talk!’’ Photograph: Oli Scarff/AFP/Getty Images

When I was young we had a Christmas stocking with the dog’s name on it, inked on to the white trim with a laundry pen. On Christmas morning it would be found to contain two or perhaps three treats picked up from the pet aisle of the supermarket: nothing festive, everything edible. The dog, as I recall, was appreciative, if a little suspicious.

Holiday pet spending is of a different order these days: last year it was reported that UK shoppers spent £873m on Christmas presents for dogs and cats. A survey from last month found that 18% of Britons planned to spend more on their pet at Christmas than on their partner. While I don’t really disapprove of buying presents for pets, it’s hard to view these statistics as unalloyed good news.

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