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‘Weakest, Most Pathetic Men I’ve Ever Seen’: UK Viewers Hate The MAFS Grooms As Much As You Did

Adam Seed Dan Hunjas Harrison Boon Shannon Adams MAFS Cam Woods United Kingdom Tayla Winter Janelle Han Sandy Jawanda
Ye ol’ United Kingdom is currently bollocks deep in Married At First Sight (MAFS
godawful retreat Cam Woods Tayla Winter MAFS folks were spewing bangers and mash out on FaceTime Adam Seed  Claire Nomarhas Jesse Burford Janelle Han Dan Hunjas MAFS Harrison Boon macking on with that wedding guest Sandy Jawanda just as amusing as we did Shannon Adams Caitlin McConville  truly wretched ranking task blaming her looks MAFS pièce de résistance Melinda Willis Layton Mills ruin their relationship despite having no idea what it means MAFS MAFS

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) Season Ten and it looks like they’re as disgusted by some of the geezers on the show as you were. Proper cheesed off, innit. By my calculations, it would appear that UK viewers up to the second night of that which was deeply boring because no glass smashing occurred. I literally cannot remember anything that happened bar  miraculously overcoming his cuddle allergy so that he could shower  in hugs. When the episode aired in Australia, . And it turns out the people of Great Britain, Ireland, Northern Ireland and so on and so forth also think Anko Fabio and the Tassie Devil herself have booked a one-way ticket to pound town. Just wait until you hear that Cam got his , lads! UK viewers are also fucking off after he snogged , gaslit  and was absolutely awful to . The fact he was sketchy as shit about his alleged career and was, quite simply, a bit of a snake hasn’t helped. ‘Nuff said! Then there’s who, as viewers would know, appeared to become possessed by the spirit of  almost overnight. I mean, he ruined his own storyline by when, like, episode two had just finished airing, so none of us were shocked by his villain arc. But nonetheless, the UK agrees that the dickheadery is strong in the Ocean Fucker. I will never forgive him for how he treated the beautiful, nay, perfect . Side note, but I’m so glad to see that UK viewers find the bloke’s boner for large, masses of water . And who could forget human turd ? From moving his stunning on-screen wife down the ranks in that to belittling her confidence and for the fact he couldn’t move on from his ex, the man was a real piece of work. Absolutely minging, some might say. Turns out emotionally unavailable shitbaggery transcends timezones and continents ‘cos folks in the UK think he’s a “stinking bastard” and a “cheeky git”. Couldn’t have said it better myself! Now, it’s time for the Season Ten groom you’ve all been waiting for. The of on-screen fuckery. It’s none other than Bunnings Douche! The man who merely had to sit on  and ‘ couch to ! The fella who heard the word “gaslighting” once and decided to use it in every sentence, ! For UK — and Australian — viewers, he is not the moment, he is not an icon, he is Bunnings Douche. I just realised that nickname will mean nothing to Bri’ish folk and to them he’ll be, like, Homebase Douche or B&Q Douche — both of which flow quite delightfully, don’t you think? To sum it up, the fellas from  are not just despised in Australia, but on an international scale. Globalisation found shaking. Until Season Eleven, UK viewers. Cheerio! Toodle-pip! Ta! Cheers!
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