“We were on the Howard Stern show. My personal assistant asked me, ‘Would you mind switching places with someone? I said, ‘Eff off!’ He said, ‘Let me tell you who it is first. It’s Paul McCartney.’ I said, ‘It’s done!’”: Ozzy Osbourne’s funny stories

Paul McCartney and Ozzy Osbourne at the Howard Stern Show in New York City, 10/18/01.

No rock star had funnier stories, or was better at telling them, than Ozzy Osbourne.

In the early 2000s, in an interview with Q magazine, the legendary singer began the conversation by reminiscing about his boozy wedding to Sharon in 1982, and finished with a lovely story about meeting his hero Paul McCartney.