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Michael Di Iorio

We’ve Figured Out What Peter Dutton’s Seven Horcruxes Are Now All We Need Is A Chosen One

Some call him Peter Dutton, Leader of the Liberal Party and some call him the Dark Lord who hath risen to rule over the Death Eaters. No matter what words you use to describe the man whose insides are dark and nasty, you have to at least admit that his words and actions sure have warranted

1. Scott Morrison’s Lump of Coal

scott morrison coal
The dark forces are coal-escing.
Scott Morrison

2. The ‘I Stopped These’ Trophy

i stopped these boat
Burn it in a fire.
it even exists

3. Bronwyn Bishop’s Helicopter

Something wicked about this image…
Bronwyn Bishopwere put on blast

4. Tony Abbott’s Onion

tony abbott onion
Foul.
whole nationTony Abbott

5. Peter Dutton’s Queensland Police Uniform

No thank you.
police officer in Queensland

6. This Image

peter dutton
Haunting.
removed from Twitter

7. The Heart of Bald Hills, Queensland

Where is the last Horcrux????

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