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Michael Di Iorio

We Ranked A Heap Of Rancid Melbourne Cup Punter Pics From Bad To Horseshit

Ahh, the Melbourne Cup. A time to reflect on the abuse of animals that keeps the gambling culture in the country alive. A day when we realise that horse girls are a very real thing, but even worse are their counterparts: horse boys. My PEDESTRIAN.TV comrades and I will forever say nup to the cup for a multitude
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