OK, everybody stay calm. What do you mean you're calm? Well I'm also calm! I'm totally fine and not-at-all losing my unsteady grip on my own mind. We might genuinely have a (tentative, tenuous) Silksong release date. Naturally, it hasn't come from Team Cherry, but it's the strongest dose of cope we've had so far.
But first I need to talk about the ROG Xbox Ally. Silksong footage emerged when the trailer for the Ally came out in June, seemingly just a tease—but, at the time, Xbox president Sarah Bond stated Silksong would be "available at launch and in Game Pass when Ally releases later this year".
