We Compared Aus Idol Judges To A Loaf Of White Bread To See If There Were Any Meaningful Diffs

The new judges for Australian Idol have just been announced and we’re already bored. It’s giving The Avengers if all the heroes were celebrities whose idea of a good time was unironically the Logies red carpet. Naturally, we will be comparing these new judges to a “randomly selected” inanimate object — a loaf of white bread.

Harry Connick Jr.

so excited to be a judge on @AustralianIdol …can't wait to find australia’s next big music superstar!#AustralianIdol is coming to @channel7 and @7plus in 2023 pic.twitter.com/CUM2fTHpk5

— Harry Connick Jr (@HarryConnickJR) September 27, 2022

Australian Idol

Buttered white bread is the perfect food.

— Renee Paquette (@ReneePaquette) September 24, 2022

Kyle Sandilands

Not much is left to be say about Sydney’s highest-rating radio host (we KNOW, right!?).

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Game of Thrones and then asked it to write an episode of Game of Thrones of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/A2SfHJCPGp

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) November 18, 2019

Regardless, the man who relishes his life-long villain era shares some resemblance to white bread.

Just like how bleach is used to make white bread, (it’s true, look it up), we also want to douse ourselves in it every time we hear Kyle talk. 

we wonder why?

Meghan Trainor

crime against fashionDrag Race

This image is somehow not photoshopped. Credit: Stan.

married to Daryl SabaraSpy Kids.

pic.twitter.com/ooZdx43lvh

— v (@ViralMaterialz) September 28, 2022

Amy Shark

Cry ForeverAustralian Idol

Spot the diff.

Australian Idol 

the judges we deserve!!!! #australianidol #australian #idol pic.twitter.com/ogGpW8dzPN

— Charlie Lewin (@charlewincomedy) September 28, 2022

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