It’s every groundsman’s nightmare: kick-off imminent, and the pitch is unplayable because sopping wet conditions have caused the lines on the pitch to fade.
The paint won’t go down on the flooded pitch, so where do you source an alternative white line? Go and speak to the dodgy fella in a trenchcoat outside the stadium? Attempt to remove them from Grandmaster Flash’s mind? Something else unspeakable?
