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Watch: Greg Olsen recalls Luke Kuechly’s robotic football IQ

Luke Kuechly Greg Olsen

Rumor has it that Carolina Panthers legend Luke Kuechly isn’t an actual human. Some, in fact, believe he’s really a cyborg football assassin from 45 years in the future who was sent back to eradicate opposing offenses.

He didn’t confirm this theory, but old teammate and fellow franchise great Greg Olsen didn’t deny it either. During his appearance for The Pat McAfee Show on Wednesday, Olsen recalled Kuechly’s football intelligence in a description which may lead you to believe that the former linebacker is, indeed, a robot of some sort.

Luke Kuechly 🐐 pic.twitter.com/0WWjVtlkdf

— Michael Rimmer (@AVL_Mike) March 9, 2022

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