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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barry Glendenning

Washed-up prizefighters get ready to swing haymakers at each other

Mauricio Pochettino
Mauricio Pochettino, the Timmy Mallett de nos jours. Photograph: Darren Walsh/Chelsea FC/Getty Images

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Chelsea welcome Manchester United to Stamford Bridge on Thursday night for a football match that, like last Sunday’s game between Manchester City and Arsenal, is almost entirely impossible to predict – albeit for completely different reasons. With the benefit of hindsight we can probably forecast that it will be more entertaining, a bit like chancing across two drunk, washed-up prizefighters swinging haymakers at each other in a pub car park. At the start of this season the notion that an April league fixture between Chelsea and Manchester United would be between struggling to finish fifth and a team struggling to get into the top half of the table was unlikely but not entirely implausible. It is a measure of how far and quickly these two once-mighty clubs have fallen that less than a decade ago it would have been unthinkable.

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