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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Rachael Sigee

Wanna be like who? Meet the man who ranked every Disney song

‘ It’s this perfectly densely packed little couplet. It’s so satisfying’ … Dr Robert Komaniecki, lecturer of music theory at the University of British Columbia, who has ranked every Disney song.
‘ It’s this perfectly densely packed little couplet. It’s so satisfying’ … Dr Robert Komaniecki, lecturer of music theory at the University of British Columbia, who has ranked every Disney song. Photograph: Dr Robert Komaniecki

When Robert Komaniecki started ranking Disney songs, he thought he knew how it would pan out. “I was born in 1990 and so in my mind, those are the best Disney musicals,” he says of the renaissance period that produced Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin. “I think a lot of my fellow millennials reading this list reacted in a similar way. They were like, ‘You have songs from The Little Mermaid below a song from Frozen? That’s unthinkable!’”

But Komaniecki is a music theorist, and his list removed nostalgia from the equation, instead assigning songs rankings out of 500, scored on lyrics, music, vocals, plot integration and subjective enjoyment (“vibes, basically”). By the time he posted his findings to X, counting down in daily batches of five to fierce debate from followers, he had meticulously analysed and ranked 115 songs.

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