Vladimir Putin is reportedly being surrounded by "vultures" with a close aide plotting a coup and another one planning to act as kingmaker.
There are also recurring rumours about the Russian president's failing health from cancer as he blasts Ukraine with missiles.
The latest bizarre claim is that in two key meetings on Thursday, the Kremlin dictator had to stay in the same position and sit on a special cushion following "proctological surgery" - procedures involving the backside.