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The Independent UK
The Independent UK
Lifestyle
Olivia Petter

Voices: The hot rodent boyfriend is officially dead – and I’m in mourning

And just like that, the rodents are all dead. Traps were successfully laid and poison was sufficiently digested. As a result, they’ve been completely wiped out, leaving nothing but droppings in their trace. I’m not talking about actual rats, by the way. The rodents in question are male, human and what you might refer to as untraditionally handsome.

And, frankly, I’m mourning their loss.

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