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The Independent UK
The Independent UK
Lifestyle
Kat Brown

Voices: Faith keeps you going, Kemi, but it doesn’t grant wishes

There’s an old joke about a minister caught up in a flood. “God will save me,” he says, confidently turning away two boats and a helicopter.

When he inevitably drowns, he asks God why he didn’t save him. God replies, “I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?”

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