The United States has given the world plenty of brilliant people, groundbreaking inventions, iconic movies, and impressive achievements. From science and technology to entertainment, there’s no shortage of Americans who have made their mark in one way or another.
But just like anywhere else, the country also has its fair share of folks who don’t always think before they speak. And thanks to the internet, some of their most questionable takes live on forever. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated to calling them out, so we’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most eye-roll-worthy posts below.
#1 "Name One Country That Surpasses The US In Culture"
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#2 "Why Is It So Difficult For Some People To Love America..."
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#3 Imagine If [ireland] Joined The United States And Had Freedom
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#4 America Was Not Stolen Land. It’s Was Discovered And Owned By The US
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#5 Queen Is America's Answer To The Beatles
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#6 If We (Americans) Stop Visiting, The UK Will Have An Economic Depression Tidal Wave
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#7 Pride Month
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#8 "We Chose To Go To The Moon"
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#9 “Make America Great Again, Everybody Make Your House Red White And Blue!”
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#10 “Imagine Bragging About Leaving The Best Place On Earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”
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#11 "The Greatest Fighting Force The World Has Ever Known"
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#12 "Vienna Is The Capital Of Australia"
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#13 5am Is 5am. Don't Embarrass Yourself Any Further
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#14 American And English And Australian Are Different Lanuage Too They Still Understand Each Other
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#15 Importing American Water To Europe To Slowly Introduce Europeans To The Concept Of Drinking Water
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#16 Could Someone Like Jimmy Kimmel Even Exist In Germany?
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#17 How Do You Know English?
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#18 Kroner Is The European Dollar?
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#19 Harvard (University In Massachusetts) Is The Oldest In The World
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#20 "If America Is 250 Years Old How Is Denmark Sending Mail For 400"
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#21 No One In The EU Ever Heard Of Greenland Before
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#22 "America Is The Only Country Where They're Teaching Our Kids Other Languages"
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#23 American Wants To Move To Europe On An 'United States Of America' Visa
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#24 I Bet Europeans Have To Wait 30+ Days For Bank Transfers
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#25 We Conquered Europe Twice
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#26 FYI It's So Incredibly Sad That No Where In Europe Accept American Money
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#27 “Go Back To Your Own Country”
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#28 Have Maps Lied To Us?
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#29 “Georgia Is A State Not A Country”
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#30 “So He Was American”
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#31 Americans Drive Cars. Riding A Train Isn't A Flex, It Allows Someone Else To Control Your Travel. Less Freedom Is Never A Good Thing
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#32 Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad? It Seems Uneven And Disproportionate Whereas American Pizza Is Far More Balanced In Its Design And Texture
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#33 "America Is The Reason You Have Cars"
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#34 "Alright This Question Is For Germans The Question Is Do You Guys Actually Have Aldi In Germany?"
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#35 Its Probably My American Centric Brain... But Why Would A Country Decide To Make A Currency Where 1 Penny USD Is Worth 263 Units?
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#36 “EU In A Nutshell”
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#37 There's A National Gallery In Washington DC
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#38 That’s More Money Than Many Europeans Would Make In Their Whole Lives
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#39 “I Thought The Manufacturer From Spain Would Pay For This”
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#40 "Super Bowl Winners By Country"
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#41 No He’s Puerto Rican💔💔
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#42 Do European Clocks Go Up To 24?
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#43 Do Euros Really Use Centimeters For Height It Sounds So Goofy
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#44 "So They Have Bluey In Other Languages Other Than American"
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#45 “Why Are We Letting A Canadian Go To Our Moon?”
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#46 "The European Mind Can’t Comprehend American Lake Summer "
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#47 Irish By Blood American By Birth
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#48 Will Never Visit Poland Again
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#49 Fahrenheit Is Objectively Better Than Celsius
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#50 "I Refuse To Submit To The British Mind Virus Of Adding Random U's"
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#51 I Thought No Kings Tho?
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#52 Staten Island? Doesn't Ring A Bell?
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#53 "If It's Not In The USA, It Foreign"
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#54 Learn To Tip. It's Not My Job To Serve You For Free!
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#55 “Why Would They Speak Spanish In Europe”
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#56 "Doesn't This Risk The Chickens Incubating Since They're Not Kept Cold To Suppress Incubation?"
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#57 My Uncle On My Italian Side Got One Of The DNA Tests Done And It Turns Out They're Not Italian And Everyone In My Family Is Having A Mental Breakdown
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#58 Also, Who Sets Their Phone In Military Time?
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#59 They Don't Accept US IDs?
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#60 “Next Time Change The Date Format When You Do This. You Have A Bigger Player Base In The US”
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#61 “My Cash Got Turned Down”
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#62 We Need To Start Calling Winter Olympics Medals Participation Trophies For Rich Europeans, They're Not Real Sports Like The Summer Olympics
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#63 "You Need To Specify Which Prague We're Talking About"
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#64 Do You Know Iran Is Pronounced Wrong By Mostly Everyone?
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#65 "Oh Wait, We Are!"
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#66 Name A European Country That Is Way Safer Than The United States, I’ll Wait…
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#67 "Europeans Complain Here All The Time About How Bad US Chocolate Is. So Why Are Kit Kat Bars So Popular In Europe?"
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#68 Most Europeans Have No Idea How Absolutely Furious With Europe America Is
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#69 “Euros Getting Mad At America For Having Stricter Labeling Guidelines Will Never Not Be Funny.”
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#70 She Was Born In America, But She Set Foot On Irish Soil First
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#71 “And They Yell At The Americans For Bringing Bad At Geography”
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#72 They're Burning American Flags All Over Europe! I Thought Our President Made That Illegal?
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#73 You Are Telling Me Greenlanders Wouldn’t Be Interested?
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#74 I Didn't Have Kids, Nor Was I Expecting Any, So Denmark's Generous Maternity Leave And Excellent Childcare Were Of No Use To Me
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#75 "Im 100% Italian, Grew Up In Chicago"
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#76 Dutch People Are Tiny
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#77 Hitting A Baseball Is The Hardest Thing To Do In Sports
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#78 "[...] It Is Just Min."
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#79 Today Is Not The Second Day Of 26th Month
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#80 Name A Worse Place To Build A Startup Than This Area
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#81 “Then I Did My DNA. Turns Out, We Have No Irish At All.”
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#82 This Will Sound Like An Obnoxious “Only In New York” Thing…
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#83 “London Is Not Walkable. You Have To Get On The Tube Or A Bus Or A Train”
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#84 I Just Found Out That Most European Kitchens Do Not Have Electricity In Them 😭
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#85 Things I Miss As An American In Germany
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#86 What If The US Lost The Vietnam War
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#87 "I Thought Y'all Spoke English?"
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#88 “Am Dutch From Holland Michigan”
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