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Anthony Cummins

Venomous Lumpsucker by Ned Beauman review – mischievous meaning-of-life satire

A lumpsucker protecting its eggs off the coast of Iceland
A lumpsucker protecting its eggs off the coast of Iceland. Photograph: Martin Strmiska/Alamy

Ned Beauman was listed on Granta’s once-a-decade list of best young British novelists last time out, in 2013, and his latest novel makes clear that, not yet 40, he’s absolutely worth a nomination next year too. Full of fun and big ideas, his conceptually tricksy novels crackle with comic zip, alive to the past (his debut, Boxer, Beetle, and second novel, The Teleportation Accident, dealt in different ways with the legacies of Nazism) as well as the present (his third novel, Glow, was an ultra-contemporary conspiracy thriller centred in south London). His fifth book, Venomous Lumpsucker, imagines a super-heated, algorithm-driven near future in which guilty hand-wringing about endangered species has led to a global trade in “extinction credits”, awarded by a regulatory body essentially enabling the richest firms and states to kill off all the flora and fauna they can afford – safe in the knowledge that tissue samples and genome data are securely stored in “biobanks” around the planet.

The novel follows two strangers brought together by their vested interest in this niche market. Middle-aged Brit Mark Halyard is “an environmental impact coordinator” for an Indian mining conglomerate, who has been short-selling credits in an attempt to game the system to fund his taste for fine foods (in painfully short supply, thanks to global warming). Karin Resaint is a Swiss German biologist hired by Halyard’s firm to assess the intelligence of the fish off the coast of Sweden, which Halyard’s firm is busy blowing up. She’s decided that the intelligence of the venomous lumpsucker, native to those waters, makes it worth a high number of credits, just as market volatility leaves Halyard’s get-rich-quick scheme painfully belly-up. His only resort is to put pressure on Resaint to downgrade the species, in a bid to ward off bankruptcy or worse...

So begins a jet-setting romp through Baltoscandia, as we hop from an Estonian nature reserve to a Finnish labour camp and an offshore seasteading community, cutting between Halyard and Resaint’s perspectives in a compellingly talky quest narrative with a will-they-won’t-they frisson. The philosophical and ethical conundrums, involving nothing less than the meaning and merit of life itself, float lightly along on their simmering back and forth, and Beauman’s deft characterisation makes the pair instantly engaging: “‘Can’t you just be happy for [him/her/them]?’, people had said to Halyard in the past after he’d admitted to some deep jealousy or bitterness, but most of the time he regarded the very idea – happy for – as a con invented by sticking a preposition where it had absolutely no logical business.”

Halyard knows from the off that sex with Resaint isn’t on the cards, which doesn’t stop him thinking about it, and there’s an uneasy undertow to his desire, courtesy of his lingering grief for his sister, Frances, who overdosed on Xanax in her teens.

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