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Jamie Graham

Venom: The Last Dance review: "A puddle of pixels that isn’t much fun to splash around in"

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Venom in Venom: The Last Dance.

At the start of this trilogy-closer for the Venom saga, our bedraggled hero Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) is in a Mexican bar ("Hola, bitches!" booms the alien symbiote’s inside voice) and there’s talk of the purple alien who loves stones and of people losing five years of their lives. 

It appears, for a moment, that Venom: The Last Dance is set to sashay across the floor, under disco balls like planets, from one cinematic universe to another, trading Sony’s Spider-Man Universe for the MCU. After all, Venom: Let There Be Carnage’s mid-credits sting featured Peter Parker’s Spider-Man and Daily Bugle editor J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons) in a TV news bulletin.

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