
The MAGAverse was sent into a tailspin yesterday by the eye-popping revelation that former DHS head Kristi “Ice Barbie” Noem‘s husband, Bryon Noem, has a secret online life as a big-boobed bimbo airhead.
The story was broken by The Daily Mail, which obtained pictures of a pouting Bryon with balloons stuffed up his t-shirt while wearing bright pink hot pants. Bryon was apparently a part of the online bimbofication scene, in which men and women fantasize about being made over (willingly or not), into ditzy cartoonish bimbos.