It was... Rebekah Vardy's account.
Those infamous words that would start a long, 3-year wait for a £3 million court case between footballer wives Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy, and have the UK on tenterhooks with every witness and statement.
It has been dubbed as the ' Wagatha Christie ' trial, as reported by the Mirror, and would last for nearly two weeks in May 2022.