Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 will let you dress your bloodthirsty undead elder in 24 different outfits. 25, if you count their unflattering corpse pajamas (which I don't). That's a lot of outfits. A lot of outfits that desperately need to be ranked.
I have worn clothes for more than 40 years. You could say I've become an expert. I've got three wardrobes full of them, and I'm told I have too many pairs of shoes. I'd argue 18 is not enough, but whatever. Anyway! This means I am perfectly positioned to provide you all with an objective ranking of every outfit in the game.
