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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Rob Smyth

USA USA USA wonder what happened to their exclamation marks

Oh, America!
Oh, America! Photograph: Jose Breton/NurPhoto/Shutterstock

HOME OF THE BRAVE

A World Cup presents unique challenges for the dedicated couch potato. How to follow simultaneous games; which time zones can be used, guilt-free, to determine Tin O’Clock; and what to do when your team play a vital game in the small hours. That was the problem today for fans of reigning world champions USA! USA!! USA!!!, whose decisive Group E game against Portugal kicked off at 3am Eastern Time. Just before kick-off, the US Women’s National Team account on social media disgrace X posted a call to arms: “WAKE UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! IT’S TIME FOR KICKOFF!!!!”

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