Cue John Facenda voice narration: No position in media trade journalism requires as many different skills as lazy weekend columnist. It demands a cool head ... and a tough butt. In the history of technology, media and telecom, many have played the position. But only few can be called ... the best ever.
DANIEL FRANKEL: Well, David, I'd say Happy New Year, but according to Larry David's statute of limitations, I'm probably past the deadline.
