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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Simon Burnton

Uefa, St Petersburg, Gazprom and pointless bespoke tunnel carpeting

UEFA Champions League Gazprom St Petersburg Fiver Big Cup Spurs
Definitely unnecessary.
Definitely unnecessary. Photograph: Tullio Puglia/Uefa/Getty Images

TUNNEL VISION

You probably haven’t heard of Marcel Ries, the Lausanne-based metalsmith who since 2009 has been tasked with engraving the winner’s name on to major Uefa trophies in the moments after the final whistle blows, while someone charges the glitter-cannons and the victors prepare to hoist their freshly personalised pot aloft. Perhaps it was to Ries that Uefa turned on Tuesday, to find out if he is as adept with the Tipp-Ex brush (ask your grandparents) as he is with an engraving pen, and as efficient at taking names off stuff as he is at indelibly adding them.

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