Two simple words could land you in a lot of trouble.
If you spot a car that’s particularly grubby, you may struggle to resist the urge to run your finger through the dirt to write an amusing message. But be warned - Writing 'clean me' on someone's car as a joke could land you with a hefty fine and you may even find yourself in court.
The warning comes from Graham Conway, managing director at Select Car Leasing, who says that while the perpetrator might find it funny, the vehicle’s owner could feel very differently. He said that in the eyes of car obsessives you could end up scratching the paint and causing hundreds of pounds worth of damage - And if you do, the owner could pursue a charge of criminal damage.
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The expert said: "Some motorists will go to great lengths to protect their paintwork. There’s a whole ‘car detailing’ scene in the UK where enthusiasts swap advice on how to clean, polish and protect the paint on their pride of joy.
"And if you were to write ‘clean me’ on a vehicle owned by someone who really looks after their car, you could find yourself in a whole heap of trouble. The issue is that swirling your finger through the mud on a car can actually scratch the paintwork.
"You can catch dirt and grit underneath your fingertip, which then acts as an abrasive as you write, potentially removing the top layer of ‘clear coat’ lacquer that sits on top of the paint. If you applied enough pressure while daubing a message, you might even leave the ‘ghost’ of a word on the paint, which is visible even after the owner washes the car.
"All in all, your friendly ‘banter’ could go awfully wrong if the vehicle’s owner decides to report the incident to police."
If the police do step in to intervene, they could haul you before magistrates to recover the cost of repairs. If the “criminal act of vandalism” is valued at less than £5,000, then a fine of up to £2,500 can be granted.
The same also applies if you leave an offensive message written in the dirt on someone’s car - criticising their parking, for example. Such messages could, in theory, be seen as defamatory if the message is accusatory in tone, causing an individual, or a business, reputational damage.
Select Car Leasing’s Mr Conway added: “If someone has parked like an idiot don’t call them out on it in public, however tempting that might be. You don’t know if there are any extenuating circumstances for the person’s behaviour and there’s no reason to get involved in what could be an aggressive altercation, particularly if someone is going to then accuse you of damaging their paintwork.”
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