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The Guardian - AU
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Jonathan Horn at Marvel Stadium

Two very different AFL draws show why stalemates still have a place in the game

AFL Carlton Blues Collingwood Dogs Craig McRae Bulldogs Western Bulldogs Bevo Sam Mitchell Hawthorn
Carlton players
Carlton players at the end of their round 23 match against Western Bulldogs, the second of two draws in the AFL over the weekend. Photograph: Morgan Hancock/Getty Images

“Sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win. And sometimes when you win or lose, you really tie. And sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.”

Who said that? Craig McRae? Craig McLachlan? David King in the dying minutes of a 36-hour shift at Fox Footy? Some AFL PR flack in response to the concussion crisis? No, it was White Men Can’t Jump’s resident philosopher and quiz show ace Gloria Clemente.

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