Never did I ever see myself devoting column inches to the social media attention-seeker Mizzy.
Not when his antics are alleged to have caused such genuine distress to so many unsuspecting members of the public.
And not when the teenager, real name Bacari-Bronze O’Garro, has taken dogs from old ladies, walked brazenly with his friends into strangers’ houses and screamed in the faces of people standing in the street before posting the footage on social media.