The citizens of Washington, DC are currently waking up each morning and thanking their Lord and Savior President Donald Trump for saving the city from crime. Why, he’s like Batman, RoboCop, and Sherlock Holmes all rolled into one!
Oh wait, actually they feel much less safe, despise having Trump’s troops shoving them around in their own city, and are actively protesting them in the hopes that they’ll leave. Trump’s DC takeover has been peppered with heavy-handed troops with little or no experience in law enforcement breaching the rights of American citizens, but last night was particularly miserable.
