Like a good world leader, Trump announced that he’s trying to achieve world peace as a New Year’s resolution to ring in 2026. But he skipped the part where he tells us that his “Global Harmony” means military intervention and a casual kidnapping.
Most of us usually make it at least until the first weekend of January before we abandon our gym memberships and eat a box of donuts. But Donald Trump isn’t most people. When he told reporters at his Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve bash that his resolution for the year was “Peace. Peace on Earth,” we almost believed him. For about 72 hours.
